If I...

Jos olisin kuukausi, olisin sateinen lokakuu.

Jos olisin viikonpäivä, olisin keskiviikko tai perjantai.

Jos olisin kellonaika, olisin 02:18.

Jos olisin väri, olisin violetti.

Jos olisin merieläin, olisin saukko.

Jos olisin suunta, olisin pohjoinen tai itä.

Jos olisin huonekalu, olisin pehmeä, valkoinen löhösohva.

Jos olisin puu, olisin mänty.

Jos olisin kukka, olisin siniyökönlehti.

Jos olisin säätila, olisin syksyinen kaatosade.

Jos olisin soitin, olisin viulu tai basso.

Jos olisin eläin, olisin koira.

Jos olisin planeetta, olisin saturnus.

Jos olisin hedelmä, olisin luumu.

Jos olisin ääni, olisin kylmä tuuli.

Jos olisin laulu, olisin the Gazette - 13 stairs [-], forbidden days rhapsody - LAVATEIN.

Jos olisin elokuva, olisin Viimeinen samurai.

Jos olisin ruoka, olisin kiinalaista curry/cashewkanaa.

Jos olisin paikka, olisin Helsinki tai joku saksalainen kaupunki, esim. Hampuri

Jos olisin numero, olisin 7 tai 23.

Jos olisin alkoholi, olisin mangomelonisiideri.

Jos olisin makeinen, olisin pähkinäsuklaa.

Jos olisin musiikkia, olisin jotain inspiroivaa, melodista ja synkeää.

Jos olisin puhelin, olisin jokin yksinkertainen ja metallinen ulkonäöltään, sisältäen hyvän mp3-soittimen.

Jos olisin asunto/talo, olisin kaksio keskustan sykkeessä tai jossain rautatien ja metsän läheisyydessä.

Jos olisin kirjain, olisin J.

Jos olisin astia, olisin musta teemuki.

Jos olisin oppiaine, olisin kuvaamataito.

Jos olisin hyönteinen, olisin karvamato.

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in english

If I were a month, I would be rainy October.If I were a weekday, I would be Wednesday or Friday.If I were time, I would be 2:18am.If I were a color, I would be mauve.If I were a sea animal, I would be otter.If I were a direction, I would be North or East.If I were a piece of furniture, I would have a soft, white soft sofa.If I were a tree, I'd be tall.If I were a flower, I'd Pinguicula vulgaris.
If I were weather, I'd autumnal downpour.If I were a instrument, I would be a violin or bass.If I were an animal, I would be a dog.If I were a planet, I would be Saturn.If I were a fruit, I'd be plum.If I were voting, I'd be cold wind.If I were a song, I'd be the Gazette - 13 stairs [-] Forbidden days Rhapsody - LAVA TEIN.If I were a movie, I'd be The Last Samurai.If I were a food, I'd be Chinese curry / cashewnutchicken.If I were a place, I would be in Helsinki or any German city, Hamburg, for example.If I were a number, I'd be a 7 or 23If I were a spirit, I would have mango melon cider.If I were a candy, I would be nut chocolate.If I were music, I would be something inspiring, melodic, and obscure.If I were the phone, I'd be a simple and metallic in appearance, including a good mp3 player.If I were a dwelling / house, I'd be the center of a two-beats or somewhere in the vicinity of the railway and the forest.If I were a character, I'd J.If I were a dish, I had black tea mug.If I were a subject, I would be art.If I were an insect, I would be butterfly worm.